I will Fistfight God

advosart:

Riolus can sense when you come back home

maruti-bitamin:

muscleroom & co

twitter/ insta/cara/ store

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garaks-padded-bra:

Diagram of my kitten who fell asleep on my lap that i drew through tears. Pleawse. I cant get up

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catasters:

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thatshonestlyworst:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Developing allergies as an adult is so weird b/c you’re just going about your life assuming you’ve got the basics of existing in a corporeal form figured out and suddenly it just WHAT THE FUCK WHY AM I ON FIRE

never mind it turned out i just inhaled cayenne pepper, false alarm

update: guess who’s allergic to cayenne pepper

this post i-

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fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about “thought the cunt was turning into a bat”

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officialunitedstates:

moonshapes:

officialunitedstates:

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

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aropride:

i love this post. literally buttfeed shut hell up

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min0guess:

The Simpsons
5.19 | Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song

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advosart:

Zoomies

audske:

i have readjusted this drawing 8million times and i still have 2 versions in the end

ver2, this one has thicker line art. i like the thicker lines but most people ive talked to have said the thin lines are best😭

also if u’ve seen this art elsewhere and it looks different thats bc it is. ive changed this like 5 times today LOL

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princessnamora:

3x18

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occasionallysubtle:

~ animal crossing condo ~ edition of 60 here

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pangur-and-grim:

what….do we think about this…..

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advosart:

Gold Star